94+ Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant
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Funny quotes about being pregnant. See more ideas about pregnancy quotes funny pregnancy humor. Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. I guess we can all agree motherhood is a full-time job with no option for retirement. You can pretend to be a serious person but the giant hat gives you away the actress said in her book Yes Please.
Discover and share Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant. Funny Quotes Straight from the Top. Pregnancy is getting company inside ones skin-Maggie Scarf. Ive had a busy day being pregnant and need to do it again tomorrow.
These funny pregnancy quotes are all true but only women will know this. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned medically coaxed or happened by surprise one thing is certain your life will never be the same-Catherine Jones. Your due date Our family will be growing by two feet. Everything is wide while youre pregnant.
Your due date And then there were three. And soon the world shall know with an ultrasound photo. Our most popular baby quotes. Doing sketch comedy on live television while pregnant is like wearing a sombrero.
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There is sim something profound about the bond between a mother and her children. Cute Quotes To Announce Pregnancy. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria Its a great thing about being pregnant you dont need excuses to pee or to eat Angelina Jolie Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated Erma Bombeck. Going to work while pregnant can be hilarious as it is but when youre a performer its an extra-special experience according to Amy Poehler.
Funny Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings to Fill Mommies With Chuckles Motherhood is an unusual phenomena no you dont lose your hair or teeth. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze Ive reached that point in my pregnancy were I no longer want to wear pants Everybody leave me alone. Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. Being pregnant was the healthiest Ive ever been in my life.
This is the last in the funny pregnancy quotes list. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife -Queen Victoria. Most are funny but there are a FEW more serioussweet things sprinkled in as well. A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty Unknown.
Quote for Moms on their 2nd 3rd or 4th pregnancy. Everything grows rounder and wider and. But sometimes thats all you have when you need to get through those long days. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it Chinese Proverb.
If I had a choice I would rather go to war -George W. Except for the cupcakes. One of the most beautiful inspirational quotes about pregnancy is this one by Mary Mason. 100 best pregnancy quotes 1.
Ive been to war.
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